A new breed of revolutionary is here and they are breaking down barriers, shattering that glass ceiling and finally giving a voice to the oppressed men of this nation.
• Matt Dubay is a strong man who is proudly taking a stand against his newborn son's oppressive demands for child support. This child and it's cold-hearted mother have used the liberal courts to steal $500 a month from Mr. Dubay - money that could be used in his noble quest to hook up at the local bar. Fortunately for men everywhere he is not giving in and is bravely taking on these socialist oppressors in the fight for the right to ignore his responsibilities.
• In a similar case, Senator Bill Napoli of North Dakota has made a bold statement against the special rights women seem to feel they are entitled to. In backing a statewide ban on abortion Mr. Napoli has stopped women from being able to neglect their obligations and unlike so many lawmakers with less cahones, Mr. Napoli won't take any lame excuses. There is no way for any woman to swindle her way out of her responsibilities unless she is "brutally raped, savaged... The girl was a virgin, she was religious, she planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated." No weak excuse of just being raped and sodomized - she must also be brutalized and a god-fearing virgin! Take that all you weak-kneed skanks! Mr. Napoli also proudly states that he wants to get back to traditional values like we had back in the "Old West", back in the days when a woman was kept in her proper place, men could rape and sodomize her then apparently was forced to marry her by the community. Keep on fighting the good fight, brother.
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• Finally, Doug Anglin, a 17-year-old senior in high school is taking on those Massachusetts liberals in an all out war against his civil rights. It seems this blue-state is unfairly granting more girls to their honor roll than boys. ''The system is designed to the disadvantage of males," Anglin said. ''From the elementary level, they establish a philosophy that if you sit down, follow orders, and listen to what they say, you'll do well and get good grades. Men naturally rebel against this." We stand behind you Mr. Anglin in your quest for acceptance in this world being over-run by feminists and sissy-boys who insist on following the rules and doing schoolwork as some kind of "requirement" for academic achievement. Their elitist ways are a disgrace to our nation founded on the individuals right to success without effort. If we've learned anything these past five years under our Commander and Chief it is that effort and understanding should be punished and being rich and connected is what really matters in this world.
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